Here are the ranks you can get. Oh boy! Oh, and don't steal these, or you'll have your board potentially banned.


Banana
Posts needed: 0
PM storage space: 10
Bananas aren't really that great. They appear in the Mario Kart games, and have a tendency to trip people up. This rank is very easy to get, in my opinion... And all features at this rank are very, VERY limited. Bananas are also eaten by Doneky Kong as a tasty nutritios snack, and can also be used as a very mediocre weapon in Mario Kart.
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Keese
Posts needed: 5
PM Storage space: 20
New feature: Can edit own posts
Keese are basically black bats that reside in the legend of Zelda. They are very weak, and can be finished off in one blow. They have appeared in almost every Zelda game to date, as well as having different forms, from the normal Black variation all the way to the firey version.
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Magikarp
Posts needed: 12
PM Storage space: 30
Magikarp are weak Pokemon found in many different lakes and ponds, located all around the regions. Magikarp can do nothing but splash around, but they do have the potential to become very powerful. At the meantime however, they are really weak.
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Luma
Posts needed: 35
PM Storage Space: 50
These are the cute little stars in Mario Galaxy. They are high in number, and love star bits to bits. The cute little creatues helped Mario with all sorts of things, and even gave him the ability to do a Spin attack. Lumas are celestial creatures with many abilities after all, with some abilities including even turning into planets, and showing Mario where stars are.
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Goomba
Posts needed: 62
PM Storage space: 80
Goomba are the lowest of Bowser's minions. However, they are quite vast, and can pack a small punch. These mushrooms made their first appearance in 1985, but became playable for the very first time in Mario Superstar Baseball in 2005. Goombas are also very slow, with the fastest been seen in Mario Galaxy.
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Koopa Troopa
Posts needed: 100
PM storage space: 100
New ability: Can see a new chat
100 posts. Not bad. Koopa Troopas are minions of Bowser's army. They can hide in their shells for extra defense. Koopa Troopas have appeared in nearly every Mario game, with an exception being Super Mario Bros. 2. Koopa troopers can be good guys though, as they serve as hosts in Mario Party 4.
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Kokiri
Posts needed: 153
PM Storage Space: 180
Kokiri are little elf-like creatures that reside in the forests in "Ocarina Of Time". These creatures are scared to leave the forests, as doing so makes them age. Link was raised in a Kokiri village, so basically the Kokiri were the first race he ever saw.
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Plasma Wisp
Posts needed: 231
PM storage space: 210
New ability: Can see new chat
The Plasma Wisp are notorious for having the ability to fire electrical charges. They can be eaten by Kirby, but also help him. Plasma Wisps cannot jump, although they can fire electricity at almost any distance, whether it be long or short.
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Poke Ball
Posts needed: 333
PM storage space: 245
Poke Balls are used in order to capture and store Pokemon. They don't have a very good success rate, as they are the cheapest of Poke Balls, but they can store starter Pokemon, as well as a good amount of others. Normal Poke Balls are the ones seen the most in the Pokemon anime.
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Waddle Dee
Posts needed: 458
PM Storage Space: 280
Like to waddle? Then the Waddle Dee rank is for you! These guys are clueless, and like to walk around randomly. These are the main force in King Dedede's army of cute little creatures roaming around Dreamland used to hurt Kirby.
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Piplup
Post needed: 595
PM Storage Space 315
Piplup are the cute and cold penguin Pokemon. They have an incredibly high sense of pride, meaning they can sometimes be difficult to raise. However, Piplup can grow fond of its trainer if trained enough. Piplup uses its beak in order to capture food.
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Slippy
Posts needed: 746
PM storage space 350
Slippy is a protagonist in the Starfox series. Known to be extremely annoying. Slippy also apparently is the one we all hate with a passion, and happen to despise his voice.
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Paratrooper
Posts needed: 1000
PM storage space: 370
new ability: can see new private chat
Paratroopers are basically evolved Koopas, with wings for flying sky high. If Mario hits them, then they devolve into their green-shelled counterparts.
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Blathers
Posts needed: 1304
PM storage: 400
Blathers is the owl found in Animal Crossing's museums. When you find a fossil, bug or fish, you need to give it to Blathers to either donate it or scan it (if it happens to be a fossil). Blathers is the only way in which players can get full fossil collections in their town's museums.
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Kamek
Posts needed: 1755
PM storage: 440
Kamek are Bowser's very own wizards. They can cast all sorts of spells, from fireballs all the way to switching spells. They have their own little robes too, so they would be warm in the winter.
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Great Ball
Posts needed: 2220
PM Storage: 470
Great Balls are yet another item used in the gaming franchise known as Pokemon. With a higher success rate then a Poke Ball, Great Balls are definitely superior to their red counterparts.
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Metroid
Posts needed: 2750
PM storage: 500
Metroids are the creatures from... Well, the Metroid series. They latch on to enemies and drain their energy. However, they are weak against cold temperatures. Metroids have their own evolutionary scale too, from the simple metroid all the way to the omega metroid.
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Pikmin
Posts Needed: 3348
PM storage: 525
Pikmin are the small lovable creatures from the game Pikmin. Being used to serve Olimar, the Pikmin are loyal, fast and extremely versatile if you get a group of them together. Pikmin are known to come in various different colors, ranging from blue to red.
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Moblin
Posts needed: 3975
PM storage: 550
new ability: can see new private chat
Being a famous creature in the Zelda franchise, the Moblin is a creature that almost any Zelda fan would recognize. Moblins tend to travel around wielding spears, lanterns or other weapons. Moblins are harder to kill off then Octoroks, another common enemy.
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Dragonair
Posts needed: 4629
PM storage: 580
The evolved form of a Dratini, Dragonair are extremely rare Pokemon, capable of learning most elemental attacks. They have the ability to change the weather, and are said to appear when a rainbow shines high.
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Blue Shell
Posts needed: 5309
PM Storage: 610
Blue shells are the items used in Mario Kart. They seek whoever happens to be in first place, and explodes violently once it reaches its destination. Blue shells are despised by people who are in 1st place, yet everyone else rejoices at seeing their rival getting knocked high into the sky.
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Hammer Bros.
Posts needed: 6002
PM Storage: 640
Hammer Bros are enemies from the Mario series. They wield hammers and use their shells to help defend themselves better against Mario & co.
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Arwing
Posts needed: 6733
PM Storage: 670
Arwings are from the Star Fox series. They are the vehicles that the Star Fox team and others fly around in. They have guns on them and can change into an all range mode.
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Ultra Ball
Posts needed: 7489
PM Storage: 700
Ultra Balls are yet another item used in the gaming franchise known as Pokemon. With a higher success rate then a Great Ball, Great Balls are definitely superior to their Great Ball counterparts.
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Zora
Posts needed: 8298
PM Storage: 730
The Zora is one of the three main races in the Legend Of Zelda games. Capable of swimming, Zoras are known for their elegancy and connections with the ocean- they are a peaceful tribe. An ancient tribe, they normally can be found in places surrounded by water.
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Goron
Posts needed: 9119
PM Storage: 760
Gorons are tough rock-like creatures capable of eating rocks in order to gain energy. Thet can curl up into a ball and roll at a dynamic force, and also have a thing for wrestling. Due to their hard bodies, they can withstand high temperature.
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Toon Link
Posts needed: 9500
PM Storage: 777
Toon Link is nintendo's toon version of the character link, commonly found in the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker game for Gamecube. He also makes an appearance as the main character in Phantom Hourglass for DS as well as being one of the playable characters in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

More ranks are still undiscovered... Will YOU discover them?
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Special Ranks

Here are special ranks that you can get.

Star Spirit
Posts needed: None
Star spirits are the cute little members that have proven to be mature, sensible, active, nice, as well as being a contributing member. If you become a sage, you can view the staff forum, and all sorts. It's like being staff, but you don't really have to do anything.

In order to become a star spirit, you need to be the following:
Be active
Be a contributing member
Post outside one forum
Be friendly to other members
Current Sages:
Metaclaw
Star
Sniperwhere
Alphazone
Sonic


Moderator

These are the big guys. They rule over all the sages, and give orders to them. Moderators are in charge of dealing with spam, but moderator status is very rewarding.
Current Moderators:
Chopstix
Mike


Admin

These guys rule the forums. They command everyone and everything, and are given the duty to look after the moderators, and everything in the forums they rule in.
Current Admins:
Sy
Kuhn

GFX team

The GFX team are the people in charge of supplying NR with graphics. Shown to have exceptional graphics skills, the graphics team are dedicated to helping NR look the best it can be.
Current GFX staff:
Kuro-chi
pauzle
,,rockin
luie x
KonamiYoto

Advertisement Staff

The Advertisement Staff are responsible for advertising NR here, there, and everywhere. They work alongside other staff to make sure NR's voice is heard at other forums and websites!
Current Advertisement Staff:
kitepyro
B.A.M.
kcc

Retired Staff
The people in this group have served their time on the crew here at Nintendo Rocket. They're a group of NRians who know how we roll, and at times make contributions through the current staff.
Current Retired Staff:
Chopstix
Typewriter
KDBQ126
Elusive

Kirby

Kirby is the cute pink character, most often seen eating shortcake and sucking up enemies... And stealing their powers. *Insert Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland GBA ad here*. This rank is randomly given out (and by random, we really do mean random) and it will last for one day. The rank is not given out every day, either.